Oh wait! It's raining - AGAIN. I'm never going to be able to tan my milky white buttocks in weather like this.
Well, the wife is off to work, the boy is downstairs with his babysitters named JVC and DVD, and I have just started sipping my first hot cop of joe this morning. Life is grand, is it not.
My head is full of unjuggleable ideas, but it's really too early to deal with any of them.
Sure, unjuggleable isn't in the dictionary, but Google has indexed six pages containing the word, so it must exist. The internet doesn't lie!