We flew from Indy to Orlando 2 weeks after 9/11
I had very long hair then and even before the attacks I got searched a lot, so this time didn’t surprise me at all when they asked to search me.
I got this little old lady, the kind that if you wanted to make a movie and wanted the "perfect" looking grandma, she would be the one you got.
I stood there legs apart and arms straight out and she patted me down and grabbed my manhood fully
And not a "opps, sorry"…
it was a "what's this? A weapon"?
All I could do was laugh as I got felt up by granny.
Sad thing was, I still had my wallet in my jeans, so I had to do it all over, where she once more grabbed me, just not as hard.
