Wow, okay, I'm definitely not moving to Mohawk. I don't like it when the waters start rising anymore. After Wilma came through here last year I became a bit water-height sensitive.
On the West-by-God Virginny thing, I meant that it sounded like you were almost going to have to "marry your daughter" -- not perform the ceremony, but actually get 'hitched' to her.
I knew what you meant though. Actually I'm a ULC minister too.
And to answer the Hippy's question
... I was ordained in March of 2004, many years after I got into porning.
So...anyone wanting full absolution from all sin from preconception to the present date, or plenary indulgence for forgiveness of the punishments for sin in this life, just ask and I'll give you a link to wash them all away today.
