So about an hour ago, my wife came in the bedroom and asked me to turn the TV to channel 1400 because she was watching Eastenders. The problem is, Eastenders isn't on and our channels end at 400
I went downstairs bitching until I realized, I must have been dreaming
So, here I am...up and ready for the day.
Good Morning

She has been up getting ready for our Daughter's wedding and I guess I will be doing the same for the week.