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Old 2006-07-24, 04:16 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Evil Chris
Speaking of Tool... I lost interest when I heard "Schism" more than a few times. I just get the feeling they are trying to be too deep in their lyrics (which make no sense to me anymore).
Here's some shallow lyrics that you'll be able to understand:
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I'm in my ride, cruising down the street
Got my system bumping to a twisted G beat
It's early in the morning and I'm smoking some bud
I'm horny as fuck and I need me a stud
I got this chick asking me for a ride
But I let her know quickly that I'm strictly dickly
I said sorry I can't help you miss
Because a faggot like G don't be fucking with fish
She gets upset and is flipping me off
Because her saggy ass tits don't be getting me off
I just laughed as I drove right by
But I don't give a fuck cause I'm so, so high
I'm thinking bout this dude that I fucked last night
And how his dick was big and his ass was tight
Sucking on my cock like a candy cane
Rubbing on my balls and fucking out my brains
I pulled out then I came in his mouth
I put on my clothes and I broke the fuck out
I keep it real cause you know my type
Cause a nigga like G lives the twisted life
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