Have you borne witness over me?
Have I committed such abhorrant sin that I am unworthy of your presence above my desk?
This member of an evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign.
ok ok- Did my buddy christ get lost on his way to the great white north? Or has he been declared incompatible with my community standards?
I need guidance dammit. I was also hoping to encase him in a clear plastic bag, holding a note that says TSA sucks as I clear the border nazis tomorrow morning
