Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate
what the fuck are you talking about you grubby little homo?
|
Gay bashing is not tolerated in this industry, so I'll kindly ask you to stop sounding your homophobia here.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
what PR0 ????? where is this PR0 you speak of?
fucking idiot...
|
On that shitty little toy shop of yours. You know, the one you were requesting to purchase traffic for...
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
It's fuckwits like you that used to be the school bully,
|
Those here whom have met me are getting a chuckle out of this.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
butting yourself into every conversation because you think, like DrB, that the universe revolves around you, whilst everyone else actually learned something and made something out of themselves.
|
And we've stumbled upon another point of agreement, since I did quite admittedly butt into this conversation. Though I don't necessarily believe that the universe revolves around me - that's just silly. I don't have the gravitational force necessary for such a feat, so really, I can't make anything revolve around me. I do believe, as the Hopi did, that where ever I am, that point is the center of the universe. If everything else in the universe chooses to revolve around that point, well - there's nothing that I can really do about that.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
and now you are an adult, and i DO use that term loosely, you think you are still the man.
|
Wait, let me check. Yup, still got the twig and berries.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
...my guess is your father probably used to beat the shit out of you for being a little smart ass, and that's where your inferiority complex stems from.
|
Wrong again. He was too busy beating my mother. Bet you feel dumb. And I don't feel inferior at all - certainly not to you. I'm not here struggling to make a point. I'm just chatting. So, I'm not sure where this diagnosis is coming from.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
well you know something, useless? you don't know everything, you don't have the answer to everything,
|
This is true. I don't know why my balls itch so much or why finger nails grow. I also don't understand how a professed SEO cannot achieve a measly PR1 on a domain's root after six months of marketing and optimizing.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
you aren't even that bright... I would suggest that you probably have an IQ of a fucking field mouse at the very most,
|
Is my ignorance really that obvious? This is something I'll need to work on. I'm sitting here, watching my spelling and punctuation - editing and re-editing, yet I'm still appallingly ignorant. Damn.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
and a serious case of small man syndrome to boot.
|
First I'm the school bully, now I have a Napoleon Complex (that's the technical name for it, btw)? Speaking of boots, do Aussies refer to a car's rear compartment as a "boot" too? I once owned an '85 Jaguar XJ6 (I loved that car, even if you see it as some kind of validation of my Napoleon Complex - sorry, small man syndrome). Anyway, I always got a small chuckle when the owner's manual would refer to the boot. Of course, we stupid Yanks call that a trunk. But that was due to the fact that, in the days of the horse and buggy, a passenger's luggage trunks were lashed to rear of the buggy. But I digress...
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
your comebacks are not funny, nor do they have a point.
|
Then I apologize. I'll work on the funny. I can't do much about creating a point though. You don't have any other purpose here other than simply insulting the good doctor and yet you expect ME to be the one with a point? That's not fair at all.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
you just trade blows like a punch-drunk boxer.
|
No one serves punch anymore. I like Guiness. Could you change that to
Guiness-drunk boxer?
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
you have your little fan club but that's not enough to win the round - you actually need intelligence to do that, which is something god really fucked you over on, isn't it?
|
I'm an aethiest - so I fucked him right back.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
did you hate being the dunce at school? i could see you joining a gang or something so you don't have to stand alone...
you would always have your homies at your side to spur you on. you live in a world of pack mentality, and you will die alone when the rest of the morons around you eventually grow up. but you won't, will you? you'll be a bald, retarded little hobbit the rest of your life.
|
What, are you like 15, 16 years old? Same old blah bla-fucking-blah over and over again. Seriously, you're beginning to bore me.
You argue like a chimpanzee. Throw some poo. Jerk off. Throw more poo.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
How about thinking to yourself, 'why am i even commenting on this whole issue?... I don't know the people involved, never met them, don't know if they are stand up people or not, this is not about me at all, maybe i should just take a backseat for a change instead of trying to be the DrB's champion and all round hero of the greenguy forum'...
|
Trust me, lover, DrB doesn't need me to be his champion. I'm here for my own amusement. I, we - find you amusing. You're like a little rat racing through the labrynth in search of the cheese. Except, for this experiment, the rat has been shaved, has three broken legs, and one of the lab assistants ate the cheese. Poor little rat.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by communicate
Unfortunately I don't think you will take this advice... but hey! I don't fucking care what you do, buddy.. I'm off for a swim.
|
If you don't care, then why such a long and meaningless attempt at a retort? I care. I'm a caring kind of guy. I want you to like me, love me, rub cocunut cream on my testes while whispering, "I want to go camping".
Enjoy your swim!