Well known facts:
1) All minors use fake IDs to get alcohol, it is 100% impossible to get alcohol other wise. I mean really, who ever heard of someone 21 or older giving minors booze especially during spring break?
2) All girls who flash tits are known sluts, in fact all women are known sluts, and they love to be called that, so feel free to say “Hi Slut” to any female you see.
3) He of course had records to prove they were over 18 years of age.
4) None of this is his own fault, but the fault of “drunken sluts” he just happens to be walking around with a camera and out of the blue a “drunk slut” flashed him.
After more thought on this subject, I think he needs to sue the “drunk sluts” for emotional damage, I’m sure he was traumatized by their actions.
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