A blind man was out jerking his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal came and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his cock and patted the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "sir, why are you patting him? That dog just came on your leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but i gotta find his head before i can fuck his butt."
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