I get the eyebrows growing. And even nose and ear hair that I never had.
But, after coming in yesterday from a cold, cold ride. I really can't emphasis how cold it really was.

But, after coming in, I had to take a shit. And sitting there, I found myself pissing on my balls

See, cold=shrinkage

WTF is next??? Will I be banging my balls on my knees? Will I have to pick them up to put on my pants?