You could get a solid 10 seconds out of discussing the need for an easily digestable explaination of the current state of 2257.
The need for maintaining link trades to active sites, no matter which SE god you pray to.
YOUR blog - and how you make thousands of dollars per day from it.
The irony of accusing others of being keyboard warriors while you launch your own keyboard war.
The Free Speech Coalition: why you should join and why you'll wish you hadn't.
[Place Month Here] Sales: why no one else cares about anyone elses' sales.