I'll have my new living companion pray for you all's mowers.
It's my beliefs that religion is the opiate of the ignorant... This morning I learned that Christine goes to church on Sundays and was rather disappointed that I would not go with her. Personally I would rather stick needles into my eyes and believe that if I ever actually did go into a church for anything else other then to take porn pics or use the shitter I would, figuratively at least, burst into flames.
I feel a sudden urge to buy a holy book and and use it to wipe my ass or at least change my avatar back to the one of Angel blowing the priest.