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UkGuru · 2007-07-01, 02:09 PM

thought i'd share this to cheer up your sundays hehe

New Penis Tax For 2008 UK Govt.

The only thing we have not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole.

It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2008 penises will be taxed according to size.

The tax brackets are as follows:

10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"- 8" Privilege Tax
4"- 5" Nuisance tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.

Issues still under consideration are as follows:

Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

2007-07-01, 02:09 PM	#1
UkGuru If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: United Kingdom of Porn Posts: 35	New Penis Tax For 2008 UK Govt. thought i'd share this to cheer up your sundays hehe New Penis Tax For 2008 UK Govt. The only thing we have not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2008 penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"-10" Pole Tax 5"- 8" Privilege Tax 4"- 5" Nuisance tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes?