I was born 30 years too soon
My son's ex girlfriend drives 2 1/2 hours Fri. to see him because she's horny and wants to get laid. They do the wild thing that night and again Sat. morning. She drives back to school and he spends the day at the beach with another girl. He gets "after the beach shower nookie" then she leaves to take care of her grandmother. He goes out Sat. night with a third girl and you guessed it, she gets serviced as well. Three girls in less than 24 hours. Yeah, I was born too soon...
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