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You know I have this red itchy spot that is kind of hard to scratch but if I get on all fours and put my leg up over my head while turning my head to the side I can kind of see this red itchy spot by putting my ass way up in the air and using a mirror that I keep in the kitchen cabinet over the microwave that I bought at Sears using some spare money that I made by doing all the truckers that came in from Mississippi to see the latest game that was in town where they had on really sexy red uniforms with green shoes so if they got they shoes messed up from the grass no one would notice so this is why I thought it was a good microwave to buy and even a better place to keep my mirror above for when I need to look at my itchy red spot that just will not go away.
So what do the rest of you do when you find you have the same problem?
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