Well damnit, someone kick me in the ass. After being seperated for six months and trying to get divorced, my "almost ex" sent me an e-mail Fri. evening with some info about guys with hairy chests having fewer liver problems. I was happy to hear that and sent her an AOL PM and after chatting for a while and telling her I had some good "party powder" I went over around 9:00 p.m. You can guess the rest, got high, fu*ked for hours then slept half of Sat. on her sofa. I must be addicted to squirters....Is there a twelve step program I can join?
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