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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
There was a time that I used to really enjoy telling people what I do online, but not anymore. One of my crazy-fuck neighbors hadn't had his medication one day and began screaming at me and accusing me of stealing his bike. (No papagmp - I did not have sex with that man's bike.) Of the many things he yelled at me in front of my kids was, "I'LL HAVE THE COUNTY D.A. HERE IN AN HOUR AND WE WILL FORCE YOU OUT OF TOWN BECAUSE (long pause) YOU WERE WEARING A PORN SHIRT!!! That's when I realized that I don't want everyone to know. I simply don't have a large enough yard to bury every stupid cocksucker who thinks I'll let him get away with hollering at me in front of my kids.
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- I have a large enough compost in my garden for the both of our needs...... Someone already put a nasty little letter in my neighbor’s mailboxes - that's when I increased the size of the compost.
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