I'm feeling rather grumpy today.
I started snowblowing my neighbor's driveway and sidewalk (for free) last year. I'm a nice guy. The couple who own the house live on the first floor and they rent out the second floor. Their idiot fucking tenant backs into my side yard and keeps getting her goddamn Volvo stuck there when she finally hits the snowbank. Each time they dig her out, they end up shoveling snow onto MY nice clean sidewalk - and they fucking leave it there. Rotten, inconsiderate, thankless motherfuckers. I hope they have a good time shoveling that driveway for now on.
I feel better now.