[Useless]

When the hell is Xmas going to get here? I'm bored with it already and I'm ready for Santa to come tumbling down my chimney, crawl out of my hot water heater, and move the kids' presents from my closet to our lovely new artificial tree. I'm beginning to like that tree so much, I may not even take it down after the holidays. I was thinking of sliding it over to the corner and pinning fake flowers to it for the warmer months. Who wouldn't want a rare Blooming Pine in their house?

I have nothing special planned today. I may go the mall and sip coffee while walking slowly in order to piss off all of the rushing maniac last minute shoppers. I need to do something to aggravate others in order to get me into the holiday spirit.