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Toby is correct. In reality, both the car salesman and purchaser would have been imprisoned or very heavily fined for insurance fraud and the attorney would have been disbarred if his client could have proved that he was following his attorney's advice. If you get caught fucking an insurance company, they will make sure that you never have a good night's sleep ever again. Ever.

If you want to steal software, there are places for that. Of course, you have to constantly dodge Trojans and other malicious scripts. If you want to walk through gangland, you shouldn't be surprised when you get shot at.