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Old 2008-03-23, 09:55 AM   #12
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Good morning world

Wishing everyone a religiously faithful day of nibbling on chocolate bunny ears and watching old epic movies.

Eastertime always makes me remember this little gem from Emo Phillips:

...the school psychologist...gives me a chocolate Easter bunny. And this shows how tricky those guys are. I eat the chocolate and I think, wait a second... this isn't around Easter. "Was this a test?" He said, "Yes." "And what does it mean?" He said, "Well, had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal; had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex; had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies; and had you eaten the breasts first you would have had a latent oedipal complex." I said, "Well, go on. What does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream, 'Stop staring at me!'?'"
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