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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Filthy Pagan. 
I've explained Easter to my children with this little story. This is the day that the Easter Bunny, a half man, half rabbit who could lay dyed eggs and claimed to be the long lost son/pet of the Boogie Man, rose from the dead after being beat to death in the streets of Jerusalem with a large chocolate crucifix. He continues to haunt his worshipers to this day. Once a year, he borrows Santa's sleigh and drops off colorful wicker baskets filled with fake grass and little toys coated with lead-based paints, mixed in with an array of candies which the dog will eat because children are too dumb to put their junk out of his reach. Some people go to church on this day and pray to the Easter Bunny for high quality chocolates and new video games. |
LOL. Isn't it sad with the Christians have done to their own holiday? Because of the commercialization, that sounds about what kids must think it means. And this Filthy Pagan waves back at ya.