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					Originally Posted by  Useless Warrior
					 
				 
				I just received a CCBill check dated 5/5 on Saturday that looked like its envelope was forcefully sodomized by a post office automatic sorter. Torn, black streaks, semen dripping from its holes, etc. (The check itself was unscathed.) It was definitely received after a CCBill check from the following period. 
			
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 Heheheheheh - that's what they get for letting me work at the post office - I just love "dirty money" 
Actually, last week I spilled a milk shake on 3 check worth over $14,000 - didn't notice and left them in the truck till they dried out and stuck together  - lucky for me my bank knows me - but they didn't believe it was a milk shake and none of the tellers wanted to touch the checks 
I did received all of my ccbill checks - too bad it wasn't for $14,000