Duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks.. How Can I help you?
Duck asks . Do you have any corn?
Bartnender says No..
Next day the duck walks in and asks the bartender. Do you have any corn?
A little frustrated the bartender says "No and if you come in here again and ask for corn I'll nail you bill to the bar!!!
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks. Do you have any nails?
Bartender says "NO"
Then the duck replied. Do you have any corn?
