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You really want me to do this don't you!
My biggest bitch if your going to provide feeds learn something about blogging. Believe it or not there is more to it than just writing 250 words worth of crap and throwing up a couple of links. Write an interesting story
Optimize your text. It makes no sense to use the models name 3 times and the keyword once.
Update regularly.
No picture above 400 px on the wide side. Everyone of the themes I use are 3 column and you fuck up my blog with your big ass pictures.
No formatting of any kind especially tables. If you feel you must format your feed cause you like the way it looks, learn CSS and provide your CSS info for the feed. That way I can at least make an attempt to blend in your formatting with my blog.
No more blind links. "she was a little turned on when she pulled the stockings over her legs" and linked is blind as fuck and interferes with the effectiveness of my tags.
I hate morphed feeds. I want people to think I can actually speak the language. Please offer non-morphed as well
Stop using item / description for your post information. This should be for a short description of what the post is about. WP uses the first 3 lines of text (about I never really counted). Item / content encoded is where your UNFORMATTED post information should be.
Yes, I know that will piss a few people off as it was originally done to accomodate using mainstream WP aggregators for RSS Fed adult blogs. First, it causes more problems than it solved. Second now your feed can only be used to create more splogs. If done properly the smarter affiliates can find mainstream tools that will work with your feed and do a better job of promoting you.
Under channel / link put my webmaster referral link and not the link to the blog. The only way someone ever sees this information is if I want them too.
If your going to provide feeds, learn about blogging. There is a time to link to a FHG, there is a time to link to a model page, there is a time to link directly to the tour and believe it or not there is even a time to link directly to the join page.
I know there are some more, these are the ones that just come off the top of my head.
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