I hate message boards.
And I'm not very fond of most of the people who post on message boards. If it wasn't for my very minimal need of interaction with other people during my workday, I'd banish most of these cocksuckers into the abyss. I don't visit message boards to argue with people and I don't have time for their very weak attempts to argue with me. Honestly, if you reply to one of my posts with anything other than, "thank you, oh Great One," you're wasting my time.
Explain this to me: why is it that on 4 out of 5 days you can put 3/4 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 1/2 cups of water in a bowl, place it in the microwave, walk away for 2 minutes and come back to a pleasant bowl of oatmeal, but on 1 day out of 5, you can place the same motherfucking ingredients in the same goddamn microwave for the exact same amount of time only to discover that half of the fucking contents have exploded out of the bowl?