[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Explain this to me: why is it that on 4 out of 5 days you can put 3/4 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 1/2 cups of water in a bowl, place it in the microwave, walk away for 2 minutes and come back to a pleasant bowl of oatmeal, but on 1 day out of 5, you can place the same motherfucking ingredients in the same goddamn microwave for the exact same amount of time only to discover that half of the fucking contents have exploded out of the bowl?

Karma

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