Had a decent night drinking beer, chatting and standing around a bonfire with a bunch of guys at my brother-in-law's home last night while all the wives were across the road at a sex toy party. It was amusing when all the wine-sipping girls came back, giggling and tee-hee-ing and telling me that my wife "was the biggest whore there." Apparently she scored rather high on a sexual experience quiz and spent way too much time handling the toys and asking questions about them. I just smiled and replied, "it's hard to believe she was a virgin on our wedding night."
