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Old 2008-10-22, 12:54 PM   #107
CrazyCockroach
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Originally Posted by Cleo View Post
Anyone got any bug powder?

I've watched the movie Naked Lunch over a dozen times and do find the alien bug dude kind of erotic in a really twisted kind of way. Maybe I should try masturbating to the Naked Lunch trailer for a quickie.

I bet the bug dude would kick your ass if you tried to stomp him.

Well Cleo, that bug would put up a good fight but he's no match for my Photon Plasma Splooge Gun, I keep it between my legs, like that guy Sex Machine in the movie From Dusk 'Till Dawn


P.S. If you send me a clip of you masturbating, I'll send you one of me doing the same........hehehehehehe *naughty*naughty*
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