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Your titles don't make sense.

Now all of you high school drop-outs, who either don't care about the language or somehow sympathize with him because you too are partially illiterate, can jump on my back and tell me what a horrible grammar nazi I am while I sit here sipping my caramel latte and read the New York Times*. (And yes, I realize that he's Polish. It was meant to be helpful guidance, but some of you people are such hateful fucking douchebags that you feel the need to make me look like a bad guy no matter what I say or how I say it.) Have a nice day.

*I don't, in actuality, read the New York Times.