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The sore throat that has been circling through my family has finally got to me.  |
I'm in head cold hell and it started yesterday. I blame you.
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Then I watched a really bad zombie movie to put me in the holiday mood.
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Please tell me it wasn't "Fido." I watched about half an hour of that last night before wishing that television didn't exist.
I'm told that my chainsaw and myself are needed in my parent's backyard, so I'll be heading there today to stand in the snow and cut through ice-covered wood. Excellent!
That woman who claims to be my wife called yesterday to let me know that when she comes "home" for Christmas, she won't be returning to Florida as originally scheduled. There goes my dream of finding a busty 19 year-old replacement. On a brighter note, in her absence I've been able to train the dog to stay the fuck off our bed. He's unhappy, but I'm not waking up with a 60 pound mass keeping me from rolling over.