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Originally Posted by Simon

...what the hell is "widdling?"

And I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here 'cause of the stress:

Now I have no idea what I'm saying. What do rednecks call it when they sit on their shitty front porch, carving away at a stick, instead of screwing their own kin?

EDIT: cd34 is rysncing as we speak. The man does not sleep.