"No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime."
http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/A....php?prod=2299
Not that lack of virginity is a problem I ever worried about, but I'll bet this will be a big seller in certain parts of the world.
And it might be fun as a lark, get one for the wife and play "back seat at the drive in".
jeez, I just aged myself didn't I - where the fuck does one go to a drivein anymore, hahaha.