[Useless]

You'd be amazed at how many emails I've received this week from my old host requesting payment. That server was never again operable, not even the control panel was reachable, but that's my fault for not letting them know (I did) after they repeatedly told me that it was up and running. Powered-up does not mean it's fine!

My wife is in Lake Placid with her girlfriend, who I've come to refer to as "Single White Female." She should be back later this afternoon - I think.

I suppose I should take a look another look at my members area difficulties and clip-a-fy the movies to make them download-friendly. But I really don't feel like it. Where the fuck is my magic wand?