A whopping two submitters have dared to use the new submission form. The first one, Ponygirl, did a fantastic job. Amazing actually.
(Don't worry, PG, I don't expect them to be that good all the time - or ever. It was really, really good.)
EDIT: LadyD used the new form while I was posting this and her description was also quite delicious. Thank you
The second submitter shall remain anonymous, but the description that person submitted is pretty much what I expected and very much what I was worried about.
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Hot erotic photos of beautiful asian chicks showing off their tasty naked bodies. Sexy, nude asian teens with really nice tits, round, little asses and sweet, tight pussies. Sexy japanese girls and chinese women.
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"Hot erotic" is a redundancy of the first order. That's a warning to all you hot sexy and sexy hot people out there.
"asian" is spelled Asian. In other words, it should always be capitalized, as should Japanese and Chinese.
The larger issue here is that everything following the first line is nothing more than a sloppy morph of that first line. I really think that there is something wrong if you cannot come up with a 200 character description of the content you are working with. This is what 200 characters looks like:
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam consectetur tempor dolor. Aenean mauris enim, scelerisque sed, auctor eget, porttitor at, dui. Nunc eros arcu, pulvinar at, pretium ac.
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It's really not that long - and I'm not looking for art or perfection. Hell, if you look at my descriptions of links that are already listed, you'll see plenty of misspellings, grammatical errors and even missing words. If you are struggling to create a description for the content, I have a couple suggestions. Either switch it up a bit and work a niche that doesn't so obviously bore you, or peruse my listings and get inspiration from what you read there.
Also, I beg of you, do not keyword stuff your descriptions. Be more
fluffy. I promise I'll create a tutorial of sorts for writing descriptions.
This goes out to all of my submitters: I do not mean to sound arrogant, but I don't think that I'm setting the bar very high here - and if you can't meet my expectations, you should probably not bother submitting to me in the future. I don't have the time to tutor anyone or communicate with every submitter who repeatedly fails to meet my quality standards, and I definitely don't have the time to edit really bad descriptions, so I'll probably end up removing several submission accounts. If you fear the loss of your account, you can continue to use the normal submission form, but that review queue isn't going to get any shorter. Also, if you are of the mind that I am asking too much, then you are probably submitting to the wrong list. No hard feelings - just being honest.