The old un's are the best un's :-)
Bloke with a beard is sitting at the bar miding his own, supping his pint.. another bloke who he has never met sidles up to him and strokes the guy's beard and says, 'that feels just like my wife's pussy' The guy looks up from his pint, gently strokes his beard, and say's 'fuck me, your right, it does!
boom boom
