[Simon]

Have to love free translators. I put in:

Good morning world
Up early here but having a hard time getting started.
Wishing everyone a great Fifth of May.

and I got this back:

Mundo de buenos días
Arriba temprano aquí pero teniendo problemas empezando.
Desear todos un gran Quinto de mayo.

which I then put back in and translated to English and got this:

Good morning world
Up early wounds but having to hard swindle getting started.
Wishing everyone to great Fifth of May.

You'd think they could at least get their own translations to say the same thing in both directions but I guess that'd be asking too much.