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Old 2009-06-11, 11:11 PM   #1
Ms Naughty
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My filmmaking "career"

OK so today I'm board whoring about the place and I realise I haven't really posted here for absolutely ages, even though I check in every day.

I thought I'd post about the new and ridiculous hobby that's been sucking up my time - attempting to make movies. I've done a couple of short courses on filmmaking and last year I bought a video camera of eBay. Since then I've made one porn movie that's now on For The Girls as well as this little silly video called "Paddling the Pink Canoe":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J00mSbQVDHU

It was actually going to just be a 30 second promo for FTG but I kept coming up with new things to film. Those are my gloved hands in the video and me in the kayak (we were thrilled to find that at a local hire place. It made for an interesting phone conversation: "Hello, do you have a pink canoe for hire?").

We are now using bits of it as an FTG promo but I'm also submitting the film to festivals here and there.

And something that's really becoming apparent the more I look at mainstream filmmaking: it's for lunatics. There's so much competition, you don't make any money, there's all sorts of people lining up to screw you and it requires a huge amount of effort and stress to get anything accomplished.

Gotta say, online porn is still a much better career. Sure, there's still lots of competition and people who want to screw you but at least you work from home

I do, however, have a porn script written and hope to get it made at some point.
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