Go to all the places that sell computers and change their home page to yours.
Put your URL on all the paper money that you spend.
Get large tattoos and hang out at nude beaches.
Move to Poland and spam all of us link list and TGPs with tons of bad submits under many different nicks and then redirect the traffic after we list you.
Hack into The Huns server and redirect his traffic to your site.
Find out where you competitors live and have them killed.
OR just build and submit new free sites promoting your program. After you build and submit a hundred or so you should be receiving some very nice targeted traffic.
