I can't remember the guy's name but I just heard the story of an Australian comic who did the best job of handling a table full of hecklers that I've ever heard about in my entire life. After he'd been heckled too far, he jumped off the stage onto their table, pulled down his pants, and started masturbating furiously while talking directly to them. Here's what he said:
"I don't know how much you know about primates.
But this is considered a sign of disrespect."
