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48 years ago today
48 years ago today, at approximately seven minutes past noon, a child was born. 12 minutes earlier the doctor entered the mother's hospital room and after a brief examination said "You're doing fine. I'm going to go grab some lunch in the Cafeteria Mrs Smith. Now don't you go having that baby until after I've eaten" and with a chuckle he left. He got down to the lunch room, got his food on his tray, paid for it, and just as he sat down to enjoy it he heard his name being paged overhead. He had to leave his food and get his butt up to the delivery room to bring the little pain in the ass devil spawn from hell into the world. Who is this kid, and why does he have to interrupt a guy's lunch? Couldn't he wait 5 minutes? I'm going to enjoy spanking the shit out of this brat is I'm sure what that doctor muttered to himself as he ran past the elevator to the stairs.
That pain in the ass devil spawn from hell was me.
That's right folks, I was a pain in the ass from even BEFORE I was born. How many can say that?
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