Good Rapture Saturday Peoples
My 2 running jokes today have been:
1 - Does God observe Daylight Savings Time? If not, Rapture postponed til 7 PM
2 - Does God observe Leap Years? If not, Rapture postponed til November 2012 (just in time for the elections)
Seeing as I am an
Ordained Minister, I plan to absolve myself of all my sins just before 6 PM (and then again every 5 minutes) just to be on the safe side.
Until then, it's hockey for me
