[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Simon

There are 305,000 results for the phrase: shark bites surfboard

http://www.google.com/search?q=shark+bites+surfboard





EDIT: Good news - if you add "Florida" to the search it drops to only 60,600 results for sharks chomping on a board.



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Yeah like there are actually sharks in Florida waters.

So I guess you don't spend a lot of time swimming in the ocean.