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Old 2012-01-09, 10:55 PM   #10
Useless
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Got an update! They said that my payment method wasn't selected, so I just wasn't paid. They noticed that I just updated my payment method over the weekend to "check," so I'll get my money the next time they payout, which I guess is on the first of the month. It was already set to check for what I could tell, but I updated it to be sure.

I don't know if they used to pay me by Epassporte before the end of that era or what. You'd think that NATS would simply default to "check" when the payment method you were using disappeared. Of course, you'd also assume that NATS would produce some sort of report telling the program owners that certain affiliates aren't getting paid for no real fault of their own. I'm not angry or anything - I'm the ass who stopped checking stats for many moons - but after all these years, NATS still finds way to annoy me.

One would also think that a program would expedite a payment that is months and months past due, but I guess that would be asking too much. Oh, since they aren't bothering to pay until the 1st, I'll let you know that it's Fetish Wealth.

Oh well, I see I just got an email from Ayesha Gaddafi, allegedly the only daughter of late president Muammar Gaddafi. I should go see what the hell she needs me to do in order to earn my share of that $20 million dollars she's talking about. I'll probably get that faster than all of the missing sponsor checks out there.
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