If someone could send me $100 or anything via Paypal, I would be forever grateful. I have too much crap that comes automatically out of my bank account, so now there's nothing but dust sitting in there. I'm an idiot who can't manage to balance a tiny budget. I'd rather humble myself here than ask my ex for money, even though we get along really well now and she fully realizes that I'm a permanent charity case.
I could pay you back hopefully as early as this coming weekend. (Fed and state tax refunds coming this week!)
Feel free to send me more, but I'll only pay back the first $100.
Kidding, of course.
Thank you, kind peoples of the Interwebs.
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