Morning
The Bitch & I managed to instill our new microwave yesterday

Who knew I could be so gosh darn handy
Of course, that seemingly simple task just destroyed my back

I also missed a step coming down from the 2 step step-stool while we were screwing in a whopping FOUR screws, which REALLY added to the pain I was experiencing

Just work for me today - joy
And remember, seeing as it's Earth Day, it's your job to recycle!
