Morning
So, how can the 24th equal the 17th? Well, it's like this:
On August 24th, 1996, I married my lovely wife, who most of you know as The Bitch
2013
-1996
17th Wedding Anniversary!
Of course, she's already up & out of the house, down at my step-daughter's for Part II of their Garage Sale
So, I get to work until she gets home, then it's time for some

since she's

tomorrow for 8 days in NYC.
...and no, she's NOT taking my mother with her
