1. The A/An thingy: Well fuck me running! It's not that it doesn't sound right, it's just that it sounds better, to me anyway, when the sentence starts with A/An in these cases.
B. The ''s thingy: While that does make sense for scripts that don't like apostrophes, my script LOVES them! So, if you're a submitter to any of my LL's & you're reading this, PLEASE use them
