I just ordered Viagra online. Either I will have little blue pills in a couple of weeks or my bank account will be empty by morning. It could go either way.
Another wonderful side-effect of my divorce. My penis, which is gorgeous, is apparently afraid of vaginas, or at least the different ones I have been sticking it in. I can stay rock hard in a hand and/or mouth, but within a minute of entering a va-jay-jay, I go limp. Awesome.
Oh, good evening to you all.