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Old 2014-05-29, 01:19 AM   #4
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Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
 
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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior View Post
I just ordered Viagra online. Either I will have little blue pills in a couple of weeks or my bank account will be empty by morning. It could go either way. Another wonderful side-effect of my divorce. My penis, which is gorgeous, is apparently afraid of vaginas, or at least the different ones I have been sticking it in. I can stay rock hard in a hand and/or mouth, but within a minute of entering a va-jay-jay, I go limp. Awesome.

Oh, good evening to you all.
Hope you ordered from Pfizer

If not it is not extremely likely your penis will become Permanently Useless, but if so that will make a hell of a joke!
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